Well it’s official, I have my shiny new Colorado Driver’s license now… oooh … aahhh wow!

Let’s play a quick game where we compare it to my old one

Frankly, neither picture is terribly flattering… and what I lost in jowls I gained in forehead, yikes!
I know that it’s cliche to hate the DMV, it’s just one of those targets we can take pot-shots at and feel good about and let me tell you, I can see why! The process started back in the summer with a trip to the local Driver’s License office, which wasn’t so bad really, except that they closed at 5 and I managed to sneak in at 4:47 and really piss off the guy behind the counter! It was all standard forms and paperwork and showing documents which was followed by the clerk saying “ok, you’re good to go…. to the central office”. Turns out that becuase I am an “alien” I have to go through a Homeland Security check before they can issue me a driver’s license; which wouldn’t bother me so much if I hadn’t already had 2 done previously! Yup, #1 was for my entry visa into the country, #2 was for my Social Security Number and both of those were required to apply for my driver’s license. Ah the glories of government eh? But frankly what else can you expect from an entity that is run by the Department of Revenue!
So off I go to the Central office (open M-F from 9-3:30 but closed 12-1 for lunch) which requires taking the afternoon off in order to meet their crazy hours and after getting stuck in traffic, getting lost on big streets, getting lost on little streets, finding the way and finding the correct door I arrive promptly at 2:51 and am told that they take their last ‘client’ at 2:45. It’s not often I’ve wished for the ability to turn green and smash things, but I definitely did that day! A few weeks went by as I cooled off and fought the urge to smash and I popped back into the same central office, which did I mention is in a really sketchy part of town? No? Well it is…anyway, I proceed to the front desk for direction and am given a slip of paper that reads #722 and I kid you not the counter is at 680! I wait for an hour and read my book and watch as the counter reaches up to 704, at that rate they’ll be on lunch before my number is bloody called! So I decide to get up and leave for another day only to see the counter I need is empty, and strangely doesn’t have any numbers by it. I walk up and ask the lady if I’m intruding and if she could possibly help me out even though my number isn’t for a while, she cocks her head to the side and grins… I don’t need a number to see her, I’ve been waiting in the wrong line for over an hour!! Yeah… so she takes my papers, stamps em, signs em and hands em back; total elapsed time < 45sec. She tells me a letter will arrive in the mail and then, yes, and then I can go back to the original office and get my license. Bloody gov’t. The letter arrives a week later and I go back, pay the man my $23 and voila, nothing to it! (c:
Next challenge: license plates for my vehicles
Difficulty: Emissions tests, VIN checks, metric to imperial conversion (I think I just died a little inside) and then we’ll see how many gov’t offices I can hit!
On a different note, I had a great weekend. Went out mountain climbing yesterday up Quandry Peak which is one of the easiest 14ers around, it’s a nice hike though and a great excuse to be outside (c: Then a party at a co-worker’s place with a lot of friendly people and an all-around good time. Today since the sun was out and the sky was blue I went for a motorcycle ride out to Idaho Springs and then up “Oh my God Road” which was fantastic. Some of the ski hills are open already so maybe next weekend I’ll get out to the slopes (c: